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The Grimm Files

Feel free to read about the inner workings of this madman and gawk at his deranged psychology. You'll learn more about him here using his very own statements. Enjoy the ride!

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Updated: Dec 25, 2023

by akm5

Personal

First Name: Robin

Nickname/Username: Rob, Robbie, Ruben, Grimm, Grimmy, Ray, Nik, Roonie (Grimmgall/Grimminik/Grelden/Robinik/Roobink)

Location: East Coast, United States.

Home state: Delaware (2002-2013)

Timezone: GMT-5

Language(s): Fluent English, beginner Spanish, some words in Russian, French, German, BR-Portuguese. Aspiring to learn Swahili, Malagasy, Hindi, Japanese, Slavic & Scandinavian languages.

Date of Birth: July 24, 2002

Gender: Male ♂

Zodiac Sign: Leo

Chinese Zodiac: Horse

Briggs type: INFP-T

Four temperaments: Melancholic

Pets: None

Good Traits: Sophistication (?), openness (usually), conscientiousness, observation, creativity (?), civility/politeness/courtesy (?), knowledgeable (?), passionate, empathetic (?)

Bad Traits: Late responder, intense mood swings, procrastination, aggressiveness, jealousy, clinginess, critical, mental instability, difficulty speaking, reclusiveness, trust issues, slightly traditional in some viewpoints.

Mental Health: Bipolar Type II (Manic Depression), Asperger's Syndrome, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, Moderate Anxiety, Somatic Dysphoria, these personal statements:

"Does anyone else think they're unworthy of having thoughts, physical and emotional sensations, organs, and an overall functioning somatic & psychial system? I wish I could receive a lobotomy, ablation, and genetic excision sometimes. Hell, sometimes I feel a sense of slight panic & melancholy when I realize I'm a fully functioning being with organs, among other things. It just seems like something I'm unworthy of. ;;Ó<Ò Ó>Ò;;"
"Another thing is, sometimes I wish I could eradicate my thinking abilities completely. Purge my mind from thoughts. Become totally thoughtless and have others do the thinking for me. It just seems so much easier in the long run. I don't want to be considered people because the leverage behind being a person is heavy. I'd rather be considered something else. It seems freer. Human society is just not meant for me. I don't know if I want to be apart of it."

Likes: Drawing, writing, art like these & these, anthropomorphism, academics, philosophy, dry humor, gallows humor, absurd comedy, sophistication, maturity, intelligence, logic, formal language, creativity, 1930s, 1940s & 1950s culture & society, skeletons, dark and muted colors, general darkness, Gothicism, studying, thinking, classic cartoons, 1980s-2000s cartoons, classic films, Donaldism, the mundane, the GI tract & ingestion process, romance, literature, oddities, kindness & all things related, aesthetic appeal, technological and medical advancements, evolution, the paranormal, theropods, creatures with elongated snouts/beaks.

Dislikes: 21st-century culture & society, immaturity, willful ignorance, toxicity, overt peppiness, most contemporary entertainment & slang, the majority of memes (they must be very cleverly executed in order for me to enjoy them), text talk, most anime styles (I enjoy styles such as the ones present in The Boondocks and JJBA), contemporary CalArts style & similar (especially in 3D animation), gratuitous bigotry & hostility of all kinds.

Pet Peeves: Hypocrisy, egotism, loud chewers, slurping sounds, sniffing sounds.

Triggers: Tongue mutilation, brain mutilation, politics, loud noises.

Biggest Regret: Existing.

Appearance

Ethnicity: Latino (Boricua/Spaniard)

Race: Afropean (African-European mix/Mulatto)

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Dark Brown

Height: 5'8"

Body type: Skinny-fat. Ó>Ò Inverted triangle.

Hair type: Wavy, almost shoulder-length.

Sexuality & Romance

Sexual Orientation: Asexual (Biromantic)

Kinsey Scale: 3

Relationship Status: Single

Poly or Mono: Mono

Want to Marry: Yes

Want Kids: Perhaps

BDSM?: Not sexually aroused by it, however, I rather enjoy BDSM aesthetics and I wouldn't mind partaking in certain BDSM activities as a replacement for sexual intercourse. Though, I'd prefer to dominate than submit.

Silly

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

GoT House: Martell or Stark

Bending Style: Fire

Pony Race: Unicorn

Pokemon type: Bug

Currently reading?: Discord PMs, articles about genetic engineering, and stimulus checks.

Recently-watched Movie: Hellboy II

Phobias?: Thalassophobia, anglerfish

Dominant Hand: Righty

Dominant/Submissive: Dominant

Loud/Quiet: Usually quiet

Sleep

Early Bird or Night Owl: Night Owl

Bedtime: 8 PM-12 AM

Wake-up time: Usually between 7 AM - 12 PM.

Sleepwear: As disgusting as this sounds, I sleep in my day clothes.

Frequent Dreamer?: Yes.

Sleep Position: Curled up on my side, the side I wake up in varies.

Latest-Recalled Dream?: Something that involved stunning, feminine, ivory bird-like extraterrestrials and their glorious planet; I kept attempting to touch their necks to feel them swallow. Then something involving Beckham and touching his neck to feel him swallow... I also recall another dream involving Becky where he adopted a pet dog, ironically, and at some point, he and his (future) daughter, Ginny, were attempting to find the dog when it got lost during a simultaneously occurring zombie apocalypse... my dreams are very strange, indeed.

Work & Education

High School: Getting a GED due to procrastinating on my virtual classes.

College: Not yet. Aspiring to go to RISD.

Occupation: Freelance artist, cannot work normally due to neurosis that negatively and profoundly affects my behavior & receiving SSI.

Where Do You See Yourself in 5 Years?: Either living ideally and finally being happy or suffering immensely and contemplating suicide.

Dream Job: Somewhere in the STEAM fields.

Favorites

Foods: Chicken (fried, teriyaki), French fries, chocolate, baked potatoes, buttered popcorn, lasagna, squid in olive oil, beefsteak, ground beef, beef stew, fried shrimp, sausages, crab meat, bananas, grapes, golden delicious apples

Carbonated Drinks: Coca-Cola, Orange Fanta, Canada Dry, Pepsi

Non-Carbonated Drinks: Gatorade, apple juice, orange juice, fruit punch, strawberry juice, chocolate milk

Ice cream flavor: Chocolate, chocolate chip, mint chocolate chip

Season: Autumn (Summer in terms of weather, Winter in terms of aesthetic appeal)

Animals: Afghan hounds, theropods (esp. dromaeosaurs), sailfish, unicorns, pileated woodpeckers, emus, sandhill cranes, swans, pelicans, llamas, giraffes, foxes.

Colors: Black, Dark Violet, Mahogany, Hickory Brown, Terracotta Orange, Mustard Yellow

Music: Gothic rock, hard rock, '80s rock & pop, swing, jazz, classical, disco.

  • Specifics: Duran Duran, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Boyz II Men, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Peter Murphy, Les Friction, Ethel Cain, Bauhaus, The Sisters of Mercy, Joy Division, Billy Joel, Metallica, Aerosmith.

TV shows: Animation (especially adult animation), sci-fi, '40s-'60s, period, comedy, drama, horror

  • Specifics: Cartoons: DuckTales (1987), Futurama, Robotomy, Over the Garden Wall, Wallace and Gromit, Rex the Runt, Angry Kid, South Park, Beavis & Butthead, Daria, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared. Live Action Shows: Chewing Gum, Atypical, Series of Unfortunate Events, Maniac, That '70s Show, The Dick Van Dyke Show, I Love Lucy, Dead Like Me, The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell, The Addams Family, Gidget, The Muppets.

Movies: The Truman Show, Coraline, Corpse Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Revolting Rhymes, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, Idiocracy, Napoleon Dynamite, Hellboy II, The Shape of Water, The Red Shoes, Black Narcissus, A Christmas Story, Scott Pilgrim, The Addams Family & Addams Family Values, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal.

Books: Child Times: A Three-Generation Memoir, Harrison Bergeron, Brothers Grimm tales, Sherlock Holmes

Video games: By category...

  • That I've played: ToonTown Rewritten, ourWorld, Penguin Arena, Jojo's Fashion Show, Fireboy & Watergirl.

  • That fascinates me (need to research more): Fran Bow, Bloodborne, Resident Evil, Bioshock, Fallout, Alice: Madness Returns, God of War.

Characters: By gender...

  • Male/Masculine: Scrooge McDuck (Disney/Most versions) ♥♥, Gyro Gearloose (Ducktales 1987 ver.), Fenton Crackshell (Ducktales 1987), Ludwig von Drake (Disney) ♥, Donald Duck (Disney) ♥, Gladstone Gander (Disney), Funtime Foxy (FNaF), Beelzebot/Robot Devil (Futurama), Kedamono (Popee the Performer), Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes), Duck Guy (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared), Bitzer (Shaun the Sheep/Especially in Season 1) ♥♥, Wolf (Revolting Rhymes film), Fireys (Labyrinth)

  • Female/Feminine: Magica de Spell (Disney) ♥♥, “Glittering” Goldie O'Gilt (Disney) ♥♥, Gandra Dee (Ducktales 1987), Toy Chica (FNaF), Cinnamon Teal, (Ducktales 1987), Terezi Pyrope (Homestuck), Vriska Serket (Homestuck), Latula Pyrope (Homestuck), Neophyte Redglare (Homestuck), Kanaya Maryam (Homestuck), Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show), Charlotte (Bojack Horseman), Emily (Corpse Bride), Janice (Muppets), Maimy (Robotomy), Shockzana (Robotomy), Mrs. Fillyjonk (Moomins), Daisy Duck (Disney), Vicar Amelia (Bloodborne), Lexi (Shaun the Sheep), Katherine McBride, Perona (One Piece)

Number: 6, 7, 9, 0

Hobbies: Drawing, writing, role-playing, aspiring crafter & filmmaker.

Artists: Carl Barks, JC Leyendecker, Wayne Barlowe, Cornelia Hernes, smewz, radahre, Hinecko-Rin, Neradohor, April_Ryan, liizoni, SpottyJaguar, Grimae, MoltenGoldArt, Wolnir, ModerndayJames, MORTIQE, Ramón Nuñez, Jodie Muir, Aw Anqi, BubbleWolf, Felicet, godlyDescentUFO x, Ayumitsuji, IndustriousFox, Nepook, BrukaJones, Bethaleil, ReyKat, Edward Povey, CryptidCat, hriscia, HanMonster, TF8, Amadare, Silicon65, M0NT3, Nitkaczek, Sucrosis, Yendy, BananaJeff, Anolee, ArtofPan x, Vinehajstra, d1ptera, AbzJHarding, MetalMiku, Spaska, DanielDrabek, Exxvoto, JMFenner, Riki-Taki, Harteus, Blisovi, IrisCompiet, CastyCas x, RiverDumpling, Hershen, Caraid, Kacie Hauer x, BT Bigelow x, WitnesstheAbsurd x, Oouna x, PriscillaSheep, TetrapaK_WitH_BlooD, Bonez, PleasedAsPunch, Shiomori, Emilyena Strange, ThatGreyOne, MadRadiohead, Booublik, Alexia-Skorp, Vitkaninn, Katzcore x, Amenlona, Reskaro, Seyorrol, ChaosNation, TwelveElevens, GrossMonster, Aiwa, by_ami, Nadyayvolena, SineAlas, Squiddrz, Adam Duff, IrenHorrors, WeirdUndead, Dogsjaw, Mixowi, Hikkkkkarun, TheScarletArtist, Deymark, SandraOrianti, Momhopantsu, HimeraGoldTail, Sidj-6, Shwonky, Farefelll, Silverone, Silgiriya.Mantsugosi, Kansmai, inerfliz

Values: Do unto others as you would like unto yourself. All creatures are deserving of respect unless proven otherwise. Please try to put consideration into what others say, think about it, and see if and how it applies. Please discover as much knowledge as you can. Take yourself seriously, but leave room for self-deprecating humor and humility. Eccentricities and diversity is essential to life, what makes life entertaining to experience. Most everyone deserves access to vital necessities (including comestibles, shelter, clothing, sanitation, education, and healthcare) and to know that they are loved and cared about.


You can always learn more about me (such as my overall history in many aspects + other thoughts, ideas, fears, etc.) by conversing with me personally and gaining my trust. OvO I hope this covers the basics, though, and was informative.

 

Salutations, everyone! I am a grotesque freakish creature that has a physical form that can be considered male or at least masculine. I go by masculine pronouns and nouns. (i.e.: he/him, man.) Despite what you may believe, I do not look human at all in real life. I have a long, narrow snout, black raptor eyes, and sharp teeth and my hair reaches the floor and is very beautiful. I am a horrible illustrator, a mediocre author, a mild PC gamer, and an avid reader. I am usually trapped in my imagination, especially fixating on my own personal characters. I am especially obsessed with the relationship between my fursona, Roger, and his boyfriend, Beckham. I just love how much Roger wants to kill Beck, who worships him, but sometimes gives him kisses and such, especially on the neck. I wish I had a boyfriend I could torture and neck kiss... or a girlfriend I can lick on her cheek and whisper obscenities in her ear if she has one. I identify as a goth and a beatnik and love the mid-20th century to the point of wanting to live it full-time in real life. Yes, I do share some beatnik ideals. I dislike most aspects of modern culture with a burning passion, especially most memes. I prefer comedy to be classic and in the form of an actual joke which most memes are not. I also despise contemporary slang and fashion and wish to rip out the tongues of those who speak it mindlessly 24/7 and burn all modern clothes and rip out all modern hairstyles. (/s) I eat children and childish adults for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and they are very delectable. I do it to cleanse the world of its sins.

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