Updated: Mar 14, 2023
Part 1: Primary Original Characters Only
1. Connie B.
2. Dominick Gomez
3. Kat Davis
4. Yuki Hamaro
5. Harvey Gullberg
6. Regina Foxtrot
7. Beckham Shepherd
8. Daniella Hopkins
9. Scarlet Scarliton
10. Brook Myers
11. Cornelius Vonnegut
12. Creepy Scarliton
13. Lenora Claus
14. Roger Grimdark
15. Dexter Foxville
1. Mom/Dad
Connie B. She'd be a very wholesome mother, for the most part.
2. Your sibling
Dominick. He'd be an irritating brother, regardless of which version of him we're talking about.
3. Your Grandma/Grandpa
Kat. The drunken grandma going through an end-of-life crisis, of course...
4. Haunts you
Yuki. Why would SHE be haunting ME?
5. Your boyfriend/girlfriend
Harvey. Oh, no...
6. Your ex
Regina. WHY WOULD I EVER BREAK UP WITH A WOMAN LIKE THAT?
7. Your best friend
Becky. He'd definitely make for a fine fellow. It'd be definitely interesting to befriend him. He's such an interesting character, sometimes an asshole, sometimes the most caring man in the world... he'd be a rollercoaster of a bestie.
8. Proposed to you
Daniella. Sorry, doll, I know what you're up to, and I'd rather not be your slave...
9. Your boss
Scarlet. She'd definitely be berating me and then crying in her office about how bad her company is doing... poor gal, so insecure, so indecisive.
10. The random person you met at the bar
Brook. He'd be constantly laughing at everything I say. Such a joyous fellow...
11. Your Rival
Cornelius. Interesting
12. Gave you your first kiss
Creepy. YES! THE BEST CHOICE!
13. Drunk and singing karaoke with
Nora. We'd be singing all sorts of Christmas songs. Blah!
14. Played 7 minutes in heaven with
Roger. Self-cest, eh? I'd imagine we'd be touching each other's necks while swallowing, and at the last minute, we'd actually be kissing... French kissing, of course.
15. Gave you your favorite dessert
Dex. Well, of course, he IS my waiter, after all...
Part 2: Secondary Original Characters Only
1. Silicon Olden
2. Rebecca Foxtrot
3. Max Birkwood
4. Selena Hopkins
5. Tyler Television
6. Latasha Myers
7. Roxanne Caggiano
8. Frankie Fundango
9. Eloise & Derek Myers
10. Noah Name
11. Alex Rosemont
12. Ross Jones
13. Bendy Travis
14. Valentina Travis
15. Randy Robotics
1. Mom/Dad
Silicon. They'd make quite a refined parent.
2. Your sibling
Rebecca. Well, I hope she'll let ME live with her...
3. Your Grandma/Grandpa
Max. An anxious homosexual grandfather, how interesting... I'm going to guess I'm either adopted or he did in-vitro fertilization.
4. Haunts you
Selena. God, no! She'd be one of the most vexing ghosts in the entire underworld... always blabbing about boys, gossiping about petty matters, and using annoying trendy words...
5. Your boyfriend/girlfriend
Tyler. A boyfriend who can't talk... wonder how handy THAT would be...
6. Your ex
Latasha. Yes, I believe we separated after she perished...
7. Your best friend
Roxy. She'd surely be a very sentimental bestie.
8. Proposed to you
Frankie. Sorry to reject another proposal, but you're not my type!
9. Your boss
Eloise & Derek. Finally, some bosses who are intimidating but FAIR!
10. The random person you met at the bar
Noah. She'd be drinking her sad childhood away...
11. Your Rival
Alex. Makes perfect sense.
12. Gave you your first kiss
Ross. Hope he doesn't get TOO attached to me...
13. Drunk and singing karaoke with
Bendy. I can imagine what we'd be singing...
14. Played 7 minutes in heaven with
Valentina. Oh, god... *starts gagging* *runs to the corridor and starts vomiting*
15. Gave you your favorite dessert
Randy. As a waiter, it makes sense for him to do that, too.